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[elltee]

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[whichend]

Are you truly immortal?

[elltee]

You know that's exactly the sort of thing they ask before they put a stake through your heart.

[whichend]

I have no wish to put a stake through your heart.

But I do understand your caution.

[elltee]

Thanks. In turn, I will say that I have no wish to eat/seduce anyone you love.

But since we're friends: technically yes. Immortality is a part of the package. Though it's really more of a sustained longevity since there are things that can 1) deter us and 2) deter us more finally. Nature does like to give a sporting chance.

[whichend]

[ friends? friends????? but mal is so cool this does not compute ]

It must be nice. Not having to worry about so many things that could kill you.

[elltee]

[just go with it Arya]

You know what's funny about worry, if you're not worried about one thing, you'll still be worried about another.

Not that I worry very much.

[whichend]

That is how life works. I doubt I will be able to stop worrying until I am dead.

You're lucky.

[elltee]

If I get too philosophical and say 'from some perspectives yes from others, no', it's going to come off like a total arsehole thing to say, isn't it.

[whichend]

Perhaps you have to say it with the swish of a cape.

[elltee]

I certainly hope you're not mocking me, Arya.

[whichend]

Why would I be? Capes are worn to make oneself cooler, so you may as well put it to good use.

[elltee]

I've been told capes are for 'super villains with a flair for the dramatic'. Apologies if I'm a bit nervous.

Personally I agree with you: they're cool.

[whichend]

If capes are cool, and sunglasses are cool, would wearing them at the same time double the overall cool?

[elltee]

It would either double or it would become too cool. Which would either mean that everyone would fall back in awe or you would spill over into uncool territory, by virtue of being too cool for the cool category to handle.

It's a fine line, you see.

All the same, we should try it.

[whichend]

That sounds terribly dangerous, but you're right. We have an obligation to all those in pursuit of cool to try it. It's like science.

[elltee]

Is it? Who's been telling you about science?

[whichend]

I think it is, if we write what we've done down.

Cisco. Do you know him?

[elltee]

Yes, I do. Bad taste in capes.

But I suppose if it's science he's trustworthy enough. Very well. We can do some science on this one. For the sake of coolness. Trials to commence whenever we decide we're bored enough to commence trials which, for me, will be quite soon.

[whichend]

Let me know when you are ready. I am excited, in a cool sort of way.

: )

[elltee]

[ok but please stop making Mal mentall apply the adjective 'cute' to you Arya it's not healthy]