contact.

[elltee]

ID: M

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[ex_rate800]

Yeah

I don't need to check, I'm getting enough responses coming in that I'm starting to understand I sent out a lot of sappy buklshit

[elltee]

Ah, but how many stars did that sappy buklshit include?

[ex_rate800]

I dunno, none? I don't even know how to make stars sober.

[elltee]

So it could have been worse. Your messages could have been saturated in stars.

Then again, things can always be worse. I've never understood that one. It's like your usual empty consolation but somehow... worse.

[ex_rate800]

"Things could always be worse" isn't all that encouraging really. Sounds optimistic but it really just gets me thinking about the possibilities. I mean, you could be a Christmas hating serial killer

[elltee]

Don't worry. I'm reformed.

[ex_rate800]

So you used to be aserial killer

[elltee]

I used to be a vampire. I suppose the comparison could be made.

[ex_rate800]

You got better?

[elltee]

I reformed.

[ex_rate800]

Right, you just gave up vampirism

[elltee]

I'm a vampire. Giving up on being a vampire would be giving up existing, and all of that is far too existential for me to start thinking about now. Especially after 2 unsolicited 'happy holidays' messages and only 6 cups of coffee.

I didn't give it up. I redirected the craving. It's a temperance thing.

[ex_rate800]

Hooooold up.You're not hte asshole responsible for the aa flyers that follow me around are you.c?

[elltee]

Is that a very short scream?